A prideful piece, and the cheapest raw denim on the market ! No actually, you find a nice raw denim cheaper than these and we’ll price match. Real Life?? More like Best Buy! Real Life TV’s and microwaves up next, stay tuned. Raw denims sourced from Jack’s personal closet, all leather sourced from the scraps of an atelier in DTLA
34” waist, 13” rise, 28” inseam, and 13” leg opening. How they make them like that?? How they fit soo so so well? We don’t know, maybe ask a genie
Just don’t wash these. Just don’t. Raw denims not supposed to be washed anyway ya goober! Spot clean if necessary
A piece that was left and revisited months later, sometimes you just feel a certain way, yk? Green tee sourced from a thrift in Cherry Valley, NY,, yellow box of fabric sourced from Jack’s moms fabric scraps in Cherry Valley. Bless you Helen. Real Life loves you.
21” on the chest, 26.5” from center neck to bottom,, got that kinda Supreme S/S17 fit, back when their tees fit well. It’s a sad downfall of a legend. LLS !
Machine wash delicate and hang dry. We just want the best for you and all you do, my love.
Not sure what to say… It’s a garment! Orr a piece? A lil number? Maybe a little bit of everything. Hat sourced from San Jose, CA. Gloves sourced from carson’s meemaw, patch sourced from Los Angeles,,,,, glasses from San Jose, CA,, and all beads from Sherman Oaks, CA (or the land of love, as we call it)
There’s no real specific measurements but you do need a slightly smaller head for it to fit correctly. No big heads allowed!
Do not wash! Do not dry! I mean,, its a hat and glasses, come on!
Balenci or vet for today? Smash or pass? Minion or da bob? Hotdog or hamburger? All very valid questions,, with this piece you don’t have the choose between that last question at least! Shirt sourced from Jack’s personal closet,, leather scraps sourced from remnants at an atelier in DTLA,, coconut buttons sourced from Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena, CA
If worn hamburger,, it’s 21” from pit to pit, and 27” from center neck to bottom; if worn hotdog style, it’s ?” from pit to pit and ?” from center neck to bottom hem
Spot clean, if you really desire; or just dry clean if you want to be on our good side. You should know by now! Real leather, ya dork!
Bam! Hand on your chest. Jack’s hand on your chest to be exact,,Just a calm and casual lil number with some detail stitching, for your pleasure. Hoodies sourced from Sherman Oaks, CA,, hand sourced from DTLA Fashion District
24” on the chest,, 23” from center neck to bottom. Ease of crop, ease of box
Please please spot clean and hang dry,, its real leather babbbyyyy
A wacky one for sure! You see that bottom hem,, intriguing, is it not? Curveeeeee.. Sweater sourced from San Jose, CA; hand stitch by lil jacky for your viewing pleasure. Mmm
18” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom,, but don’t be fooled, it’ll fit wonderfully
Hand wash and hang dry, don’t mess this one up!
Take a little raglan , straighten it out a little bit,, basically? Left and right side of the shirt sourced from jack jack’s closet, middle of shirt sourced from a thrift in Ventura, CA,, patch sourced from Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena, CA
25” on the chest, 26” from center neck to bottom of hem. Always box, for you <3
Machine wash delicate and hang dry, we promise it’s in your best interest
A classic story of breathing life back into a dead garment. Skirt body sourced from Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena, CA,, all patches, hand thread, and buttons also sourced from Remainders. Brown contrast corduroy sourced from an old pair of slacks from my pops
32” waist, 30” from top to bottom, w/ a 39” bottom opening.. Classic,, cute, pretty
Please hand wash and hang dry, it's a little delicate
A lil 2-for-1,, maybe even call it a two birds and one stone type situation.Might be hard to believe, but the suede jacket is from Gap! Wicked! Suede jacket sourced from a thrift in Cherry Valley, NY, Blanket sourced from Jack’s moms house in Cherry Valley, NY. All buttons are made from coconut and sourced from a variety of second-hand places around LA
Jacket measures to 24” on the chest, and 26” from center neck to bottom of hem,, blanket measures to a calm little 56” x 56”
The blanket can take a lil delicate machine wash,, the jacket should be dry-cleaned if needed though. Shit ain’t leather! you might say,, but it is,, it really really is
OOooooooo I’ve been waiting for this one. Such a weird, wonky, wacky, but nonetheless special piece from us truly. Hoodie sourced from jack jack, “L” patch sourced from DTLA Fashion District, “R” patch handmade using fabrics out of Pasadena, CA,, ribbing sourced from bugs closet, and all beads and strings also from Pasadena, CA
25” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom. For reference, it’s about the size of like 4 - 5 medium sized cats and lined up next to each other. Or if that doesn’t get the point across enough, maybe like 15 Cindy Lou Who’s?? Wasn’t she the size of 2 Christmas ornaments??
Hand wash and hang dry, honestly every detail about this piece is fairly delicate, and should be treated as such. And yes the big ass wooden beads are removable if you desire
Just in time for fall season,, honestly would work for halloween even. Maybe a lil slutty scarecrow? could work, could work… ANyway,,,,,,, button-up sourced from a thrift in Cooperstown, NY,, denim sourced from fabric scraps from a pair of jeans I made for my momma duke a couple years back; scarecrow looking fringe sourced from a curtain that was thrifted in Cooperstown, NY
21” on the chest, 27” from center neck to bottom hem,, yeah yeah it’s a little long, but perfect proportions for a classic slutty scarecrow costume <3
Machine wash delicate and hang dry,, just not that often preferably..
Get piped by this crewneck,, piped by the orange. Ya feel? A special secret, a distant memory, a lil song and dance, and this piece. Grey components sourced from Carson’s personal closet, green components sourced from a thrift in Cherry Valley, NY. Orange piping sourced from remnants at an atelier in Inglewood, CA
25” on the chest, 22” from center neck to bottom. Have we taken the crop too far?? I mean, its pushing rectangle…
Machine wash delicate and hang dry and kiss it and tuck it into bed
A lil sexy one for you guys.. Hoodie sourced from Jack's brother in Sherman Oaks, CA,, flower fabric sourced from Cherry Valley, NY,, leather drawstring sourced from the lovely Barbara. LLB!
23” on the chest, 27” from center neck to bottom.. Just a nice lil long and skinny one, you gotta love it!
Please please machine wash delicate, only if absolutely necessary, and hang dry. But keep in mind that the drawstring is real leather and should be removed first if you do wash. Also keep in mind that it's vintage leather and should not be treated as a real functional drawstring, its just for the sexy look of the piece
Something straight out of your hippie aunt’s crib that she acquired back when concert tickets were $12.50. Can you believe Pink Floyd tickets sold for as low as $4 on the Dark Side of the Moon tour back in the 70’s?? Despicable really,, But anyhow, all components of this bag sourced from the collective closet of the Gomez family in San Jose, CA
The width is about 15” and the height is about 21”,, just big enough for a gallon of milk ngl
Hand wash if necessary
Green aspects sourced from Ventura County, CA. Yellow aspects sourced from Cherry Valley, NY. Similar to the classic tale “Romeo and Juliet” just with a little more pizazz. Interesting,, I’ve never seen that word spelled out before. What a world….
21” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom. Easy!
Machine wash delicate and hang dry,, like you would a baby
Pop pop pop! What sound does your gun make?? Shibbitybibbbity powwwwwww,,,,,, Button-up sourced from a thrift in Cooperstown, NY,, all scrap leather sourced from DTLA Fashion District. Created for functionality w/ a little something special.
27” on the chest, 30” from center neck to bottom; just a little big but for all of the right reasons.
Dry clean if needed, thats real leather ya sucka!
Justtt an easy piece for you. Grey components sourced from Carson’s personal closet, green components sourced from a thrift in Cherry Valley, NY. It’s got a little bit of sugar on it, lil bit of spice, and everything nice
25” on the chest, 22.5” from center neck to bottom,, simple
Machine wash as delicate as possible and hang dry
Polo polo,, lo lo,, polo polo, lo lo. + a lil napkin. Polo sourced from Cherry Valley, NY,, napkin fabric sourced from Slidell, LA. Back to the roots, back to the basics, back to real lifeeee. Polo on your neck, napkin on your chest, and a secret little beaded embroidery on the back. But don’t tell anyone, it’s just between you and me
23” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom. I could squeeze a lemon with how easy this is
Now this is very very important! Hand wash and hang dry! Just to clarify, hand wash and hang dry. Those beads are dangerously delicate and cannot be recreated in your humble abode
What started as an example of a technique, turned into one of the prettiest pieces from the collection. Crewneck sourced from LA Apparel innn, can you guess?? Its Los Angeles babe, obvi. Strings and beads all sourced from Santa Monica, CA. beachy baby :)
24” on the chest, 25” from center neck to bottom. Box!
Machine wash delicate, only after removing the necklace, and hang dry. I stg if you put that necklace through the washer, there might be no saving you. But that’s not you. You wouldn’t do that! Right?
Ooooooo yes yes yes yes! What a lovely lovely garment. A favorite of ours, soon to be a favorite of yours. Sweater sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, silk dress shirt components sourced from an estate sale in Woodland Hills, CA. And who could forget the beauty of the wooden beads, always with you in mind, always.
19.5” from pit to pit, 28.5” from center neck to the bottom. It fits me, it fit Lila,, it may even fit big boy Jack. Just believe us, it’ll fit in the best way you could imagine.
Thank you for hand washing and drying flat, we love you more than you’d know. <3
Is it a blanket!? Is it pants!? Is it a skirt!? Well it's kind of a yes to all of those. It’s just a little bit of everything, with a couple different styling opportunities. Oh you love it, come on! Pants and blanket were both donations from Carson’s wardrobe. Buttons sourced from Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena, CA. Perfect for a lil picnic; what better than having your blanket literally attached at the waist?? Functional fashion, they call it..
The pants measure to approximately 32” waist, 28” inseam, 12” leg opening, and 13” rise. The lil blanket measures 58” width and 32” height. Perfect size for 1 person to lay by themselves, or 2, or why not even 3? Hey its the big 26’, you do you.
Please hand wash and hang dry, only when necessary.
There’s just something special about this one:) Hood and ribbing both sourced from San Jose, CA. Wear it as an added hood to a hood-less garment, wear it on top of another hood, wear it underneath another hood, wear it as a sock, whatever!
There are truly no important measurements to supply, no matter what head size you got; it’s gonna fit, I promise.
Machine wash delicate and hang dry, you stinker!
Both jean components have been sourced from a vacant room in a lively house in Sherman Oaks, CA. Perhaps one of the top 3 houses that the Oaks has to offer, hand stitched to pique your interest <3
35” waist, 30.5” inseam, 10” rise, and 9” leg opening. You know who you are!
Hand wash and hang dry or whatever floats your boat. It is your life when you think about it.
This jacket or suit jacket, orrrr shacket…. or whatever you want to call it was graciously taken from Uncle Kyle’s closet in Toluca Lake, CA. All fabrics were sourced from here and there and everywhere, maybe never land ?? Peter Pan donated his belongings and now they’d love to be in your hands.
20” on the chest, 30” from top of shoulder seam to bottom hem. Now it won’t fit like a jacket, it won’t fit like a suit jacket, and it sure as hell won’t fit like a shirt; all you need to know is that all the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. <3
Please please hand wash and hang dry, they don’t have washers in never land !
Diagonal lines and the longest sleeves you’ve ever seen since Kyle Kuzma. Both waffle knit components come from San Jose, CA. The motherland! We know you’re a fan of the lil slutty henleys but have you ever tried it a couple sizes up?? Don’t knock it till you try it!
26” from pit to pit, & 26” from center neck to hem. Just your classic oversized number.
Machine wash delicate and hang dry, and maybe Santa will bring you an xbox this year :)
Once upon a time, this polo belonged to our creative director back when his hair only went down to his nose. Wow ! Time flies ;) Button sourced from the greater Los Angeles area, and beads all taken out of a wooden reciprocal.
22” on the chest, 23” from center neck to bottom of polo. C R O P B O X Y !
I would highly recommend to hand wash and hang dry, that button wants nothing more than to stay exactly where it is.
This one here is a real classic story, both the body and the sleeves coming straight out of San Jose, CA. Shout out Grandma Gomez!
18” from pit to pit, 18” from center neck to hem. What lovely proportions!
We advise to machine wash delicate, hang dry, and live your life to the fullest.
Oh boy, you really clicked into this one?? I’m just messing, but wow what an interesting piece, wouldn’t you agree? Visor sourced from San Jose, CA. All beads and leather sourced from DTLA. Ummm you’re still reading? Damn I didn’t prepare much of anything else. Just quietly laugh and under your breath say “Classic…” as you slowly shake your head in a sitcom-esque way. Whoever’s next to you may now be intrigued into what you’re looking at. Don’t show em! Keep it to yourself, stay calm, stay confident, and slowly walk out of the room leaving everyone wondering.
One size fits all<3
Oh and I guess you can hand wash and hang dry if you really feel that way, ya freak :)
Pants sourced from the stupid YZY x Gap collab in Sherman Oaks, CA. All around messy, messy, messy. We saved them the best we could though! Patch sourced from Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena, CA. Just trying to breath some new life into a garment that Kanye stripped the soul out of
The waist has a drawstring and works for sizes 34”-40”, with a 22.5” inseam, 13” rise, and 12” leg opening. A real interesting fit for sure, but nothing to complain about here!
Machine wash delicate and hang dry, honestly just don’t listen to whatever Yeezy said about care instructions, I mean, have they ever really had any good takes??
A garment that was never really supposed to happen, but you can’t deny it when stars align.. right?? top button up sourced from Cherry Valley, NY; bottom button up sourced from Ethan Jolly’s closet. Poodity whoop scoop.. poop! Poop! Scoopdity whoop, whoopdity scoop. Whoopdity scoop poop
19” from pit to pit, 26” from center neck to bottom of hem,, your classic skinny and funny 26’ number.
Please please machine wash delicate and hang dry. Just treat it as you would a loved one.
For the lover in your life, layyy on my chest baby dude. Tee sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, fabric sourced from DTLA, stuffing sourced from Slidell, LA. Try stirring the pot up a little bit and see what happens, just see
23” from pit to pit, 26” from center neck to bottom of hem, a lil oversized but that’s the point.
Hand wash and hang dry! You may not believe me, but you should. Always with you in mind <3
Base button up sourced from Cooperstown, NY,, other button up piece from Cooperstown, NY as well. Combined with delicacy + a little mistake.. Hey! We’re learning here!
21” from pit to pit, 25.5” from center neck to bottom of hem: Your classic lil button up number :)
Hand wash and hang dry for best results, don’t do anything stupid!
Just a beautiful polo sourced from the warm, clasped hands of Carson. A San Jose staple some would say. And yes, an actual piece of carpet taken straight from the FIDM library. Some say this, some say that, I say sea anemone.
19” pit to pit, 23.5” from center neck to bottom of hem. Ohhh that nice nice vintage lil fit, u stinker!
I presume that you should hand wash and hand dry, I mean, would you put your carpet in the washer? Not 100% but I don’t think so..
B b b ball ballin in b b ballin in… my granny called she said travy you work too hard I’m worried you’ll forget about me,, I’m fallin in and out of clouds, don’t worry imma get it granny. You get it.. crewneck straight out of Ventura county, fabric straight out of Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena <3
22” from one pit to the other, 24” from center neck to bottom of hem; a real easy one.
Machine wash delicate if you dare and hang dry. We’re not animals!
This garment comes from Lincoln taking a couple matters into his own hands<3,, also the only piece that was made without approval from everyone else. I appreciate the trust yall, love. Both waffle knit components come from San Jose, CA. Homeland! 70s inspired, ya feel? Mix a little yin with the yang..
23” from one pit to the other, 24.5” from center neck to hem. Nothing to complain about here!
Please please hand wash and hang dry, this piece is very delicate
Where do I even start?? This here is a gorgeous, breath-taking little garment, sourced and reworked for your favorite Silverlake stinker! Single dingle! Raglan cut! Thermal lining! Patina! Age! Distressing! Distressing! Distressing! Sun fade! Hand stitch! 1960’s! all the above… Hoodie sourced from Cherry Valley, NY and all indigo patches imported from Japan and sourced from DTLA. Yes, it's a real indigo dye. Yes, it will fade just like your raw denim does. Yes I’ve had every hoodie, yeah yeah yeah
25.5” from pit to pit, 23” from center neck to hem. Perfect, right?
Machine wash delicate w/ cold water and hang dry, I don’t have to tell you that though I know you already knew!
Kimono sourced originally from Nathan’s closet in the magical city of Sherman Oaks ;•{) then adopted by Carson for a little while until it ended up here. Scarf from Carson’s grandparents in San Jose, CA. Bless! And what other than a wonderful little emblem embroidered on the back.
23” from pit to pit, 29” from the top of the shoulder seam to the hem. It fits like a Kimono, come on!
Do not even think about putting this in a washing machine, are you crazy! Hand wash and hang dry, as intended.
B-bam fish bag! Pop pop pop fish bag! Move em’ around, make your own, add a fish, take a fish away, it’s all good w us! Bag sourced from San Jose, CA out of a bin of forgotten items. 1 fish created by Carson, 2 fish created by Lincoln, blue fish created by Jack.
Bag width is 15”, bag height is 12”. Perfect for anything that measures exactly 12”x15”!
Jazz, rnb, edm, and pop! Your 4 favorites, right? Oh boy you should’ve seen the other variations of these letters we came up with before we landed on this one. Here, let's play a little game. Look at all these letters and see what bs phrases you can come up with. The best one wins something that money can’t buy, just imagine the possibilities!
22” on the chest, 26.5” from center neck to bottom of tee. I would consider this shirt slightly longer than your average, but isn’t that what it’s all about??
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please machine wash delicately, or just hand wash if you’re really about this lifestyle. Hang dry! It’s seriously non-negotiable.
White tee sourced from Jack’s closet of wonders, jersey sourced from Cherry Valley, NY. One of the first pieces we made for this collection and forever one of our favorites <3 something about it just makes a lot of sense. I mean, play hard!, right?
25” on the chest, 26” from center neck to bottom of tee. A little oversized, but in all the right ways.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please machine wash delicate and hang dry, this piece means a lot to all of us, you included.
Sweater sourced from a thrift store in Ventura County, CA, dress shirt components sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, and vintage “RL” patch sourced just a couple stores down from the first in Ventura County, CA. Now lets get real… I’m sorry. There’s been a small mishap on this piece that originally was a mistake, but has since turned into the entire heart of soul of this garment. Choose your own adventure and discover it for yourself, my love.
22” on the chest, 25” from bottom of v-neck to bottom of dress shirt.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please please hand wash and hang dry, we don’t need any more mishaps happening to this one.
(p.s. I think there's a really fun styling opportunity to throw another dress shirt on under this and have the layering going wild, but don’t take my word for it…what do I know??)
Supreme x True Religion x Cabi x Shake Junt x GAP x Jansport x etc… Now look in the mirror and think about all that you’ve done. Bag sourced from San Jose, CA, all patches sourced from all over. Bag cover sourced from primarily Compton, CA. So many different styling options, and you can’t go wrong with any! Have fun, live life, and do something that scares you every once in a while.
20” width, 12” height; perfect for a small laptop or somewhere around 100,000 ants! Do it!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Dry clean preferred, but hand wash is an option. No one washes their purses though, kid!
Jeans sourced from Lincoln’s Uncle’s closet in Toluca Lake, CA, paint sourced from a bucket in Lincoln’s garage, leather sourced from DTLA. What a life these jeans have had!
40” waist, 30” inseam, 10.5” leg opening, 12” rise; you know who you are!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
If absolutely necessary, hand wash and hang dry. The paint should most likely not get wet so do with that what you will.
Purple tee sourced from Lincoln’s Depop listing that didn’t sell ;( and collar sourced from Lincoln’s closet as well. It actually comes from a custom tye-dye that I did back in 2018 for my great Aunt and Uncle’s wedding, isn’t that beautiful? A tye-dye themed wedding… you gotta love hippies!
21” on the chest, 24.5” from center neck to bottom of tee. Now there’s no real way to measure this but the neckline is eerily tight so don’t have a big head when you put this on! You know who you are!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry. Remember, the beads are extremely delicate and will take any chance they can to jump off of this piece, so for everyone’s sake, take our advice on washing instructions.
Hat sourced from Lincoln’s personal highschool closet, denim sourced from god knows where. Some info just gets lost with time…
23” around the circumference of the hat which equates approximately to size 7 3/8 , or about a size L; whichever you prefer.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry if necessary. Who really washes hats though??
To whom it may concern,
You left this hoodie at Carson’s apartment a couple years ago, and we turned it into this. Balls in your face! Your face! The balls are sourced from an old curtain in Clayton, NY, and hand-stitched with delicacy. Can’t forget about the wonderful lil sherpa lining. <3
26” on the chest, 25” from center neck to bottom of hoodie
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Machine wash on delicate if you so please, or just hand-wash so that you don’t have to worry. Hang dry, and you may be able to catch some new sun fades.
Both aspects of this tee were sourced from Ventura County, CA. A better place than LA imo… People just seem happier there, and now you can be as happy as they are. Plus you can eat a messy hot dog in this tee and no one will ever notice! No ketchup or mustard were harmed in the making of this tee though, we promise.
19” on the chest, 25” from center neck to bottom of tee. Yes this shirt might be slightly longer than you’re used to, but I think the long tees are next up. Also ketchup and mustard are both next up. Be ahead of the trends with this piece!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
We recommend to machine wash on delicate and hang dry. Just whatever you do, don’t put this piece in the dryer. You don’t even want to know what would happen.
White tee sourced from Lincoln’s closet, white collar sourced from Lincoln’s dad’s closet. Lil line of stitching for your pleasure. We apologize, but the neckline is incredibly tight. Everyone's been able to get their heads in it so far, but its been slightly challenging for some. If you want this one and have a big noggin, don’t buy it.
20” on the chest, 24.5” from center of collar to bottom of tee. It fits incredible, believe me.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry. Treat it delicately.
Both the yellow and the green tee were sourced from Cooperstown, NY. All hankies are nearly antique and were sourced from an estate sale in Van Nuys, CA. RIP Barbara <3
21” on the chest, 21” from bottom of collar to bottom of tee. They refer to this as crop boxy, correct?
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
We beg of you to hand-wash and hang dry. Just treat this piece as if it's made entirely of hankies and you’ve got nothing to worry about.
You might not believe me, but this shirt is actually an old Footlocker blank. Who knew they ever made tees?? Not me. All contrast fabrics sourced from a nice old lady in Compton, CA. You gotta love LA.
27” on the chest, 27” from center neck to bottom of tee. Might not be that cropped, but it sure is boxy!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
We recommend to hand wash and hang dry, but taking into account that this garment is yours and you have free will, do whatever you please. Just remember we warned you.
Betttttt G! What more can we say?? White tee sourced from Lincoln’s Uncle’s house in Toluca Lake, CA, all other fabric sourced from all other parts of LA.
20” on the chest, 23.5” from center neck to bottom of tee, a familiar fit, wouldn’t you say?
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry, don’t be a baby. Be the baby!
Your grandpa’s old button-up that Jack acquired off of Ebay, presumably sold by your grandma. It’s not the 70’s anymore old man! And she probably needed a little extra buck, didn’t she? Denim from the loft, failed experiments… And now they’re all yours! I’m yoked for this.
23” on the chest, 27” from bottom of collar to bottom of shirt. Just pull out a dress shirt from your closet, grab your tape measure, and you’ll know exactly how it fits.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry. Like your grandma would!
Jeans sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, all patches and fabrics acquired over the years from here and there. We’d love for you to keep adding to these jeans as they deteriorate, I mean, there’s no such thing as too much color, right??
30” waist, 31” inseam, 10” leg opening, 9” rise; all adds up to a perfect fit!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry, leather doesn’t like to get wet, yk !
Hat sourced from Carson’s personal closet in Boyle Heights, CA, bandana sourced from Carson’s grandparents closet in San Jose, CA. All aging and wear on the bandana is authentic , isn’t that wonderful? <3
This piece should really fit all sizes due to the snapback of it all, so no worries about head size :)
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry if necessary. Who really washes hats though?? Like fr,, you want to wash your hat??? Come on..
This hoodie is Carson’s grandma’s and was sourced from San Jose, CA. Life is Good! Fabric sourced from Compton, CA. Who put welt pockets on this hoodie?? Seems like an interesting choice to me, but everything is subjective. There’s definitely a deeper meaning at play here.
20.5” on the chest, 22” from center neck to bottom of hoodie. Just a cute lil number, all for your cute ass.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please hand wash and hang dry, the embroidery is very delicate.
This shirt was taken directly out of Carsons closet. A 2021 highschool classic, right? Graphic directly from my moms closet. You should have seen these pieces before we got to them… Scary!! But it’s okay now, it’s safe. Handstitched on, all for you.
20.5” on the chest, 25” from bottom of collar to bottom of shirt. You know it’s gonna fit good, come on!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash, or at least machine wash on delicate. Hang dry! it’s non-negotiable.
Jesus piece! The orange long sleeve is a Stussy blank pulled straight from DTLA, and the plaid comes from one of the classic DTLA fabric stores. This fabric literally made us pull the car over when driving on 9th, because it’s so so beautiful. We can only hope that you find it as stunning as we do. <3
20” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom of tee, so… perfect, yeah?
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Machine wash delicate and hang dry, it would mean the world to us.
This shirt was stolen directly out of the creative director’s closet. Don’t tell him please. Fabric sourced from Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena, CA. We thought the fabric was a fun take on a blurry plaid, and always hand-sewn for your pleasure.
20” on the chest, 23” from center neck to bottom of tee. You’ll want all of your shirts to fit like this.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand-wash and hang dry. It’s all very delicate if you haven’t gotten the message yet.
Get your own pair of tits today! Inspired by the marvelous mind of Walter Van Beirendonck and maybe a little underlying Toys ‘R’ Us. Sweater sourced from Cooperstown, NY, with the contrast fabrics coming from Cherry Valley, NY, and just a little bit out of San Jose, CA. Handstitched with love, all for you.
17” on the chest, 17.5” from bottom of collar to bottom of sweater, and a 5.5” standing collar. Engineered for the fake tits to sit right on top of our real tits!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and dry on a flat surface, tits are a very delicate thing, so treat them as such. <3
This shirt was purchased from a thrift store in Downtown Ventura, with fabric sourced from an old button-up straight out of Cherry Valley, NY. Wonderful lil stem-stitch done by the one and only Jack Jack. Real life gets a bad wrap sometimes, but personally, I <3 Real Life. Don’t you?
20.5” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom of shirt. Just a classic tee imo.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please please hand wash if possible and hang dry. No one wants that embroidery to come off, and we’ve done all we can to make that happen. This piece's future is now in your hands, my love.
These jeans were originally sewn together in 2024, back when I thought I knew what I was doing. You gotta experiment to find out though! Now they can be yours for the low, low price of $17. Both pairs of jeans were sourced from the Goodwill in Tarzana, CA, and the lil secret piece of fabric is straight out of Compton.
23” for the inseam, 33” waist, 25” rise. Yes 25” rise, and 14” leg opening. I know these measurements may seem wacky but they’re correct. Just look at the on body photos! You get it!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Machine wash delicate, or hand wash, like you’re supposed to. Hang dry! None of your jeans should ever go in the dryer, come on! Grow up!
The jeans are sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, with the fabric hailing out of Compton, CA. Never thought those two cities would meet, did you? But they did, and it’s beautiful. It may have been a little awkward at first, but most first interactions seem to be that way. Now they’re inseparable and they’re real excited to meet you <3
33.5” for the inseam, 32” waist, 8” rise, and an 11.5” leg opening. Really an all around perfect fit, all for you.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry if you can. I’ll let you in on a little secret, that leather patch on the back doesn’t like to get wet.
