Jazz, rnb, edm, and pop! Your 4 favorites, right? Oh boy you should’ve seen the other variations of these letters we came up with before we landed on this one. Here, let's play a little game. Look at all these letters and see what bs phrases you can come up with. The best one wins something that money can’t buy, just imagine the possibilities!
22” on the chest, 26.5” from center neck to bottom of tee. I would consider this shirt slightly longer than your average, but isn’t that what it’s all about??
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please machine wash delicately, or just hand wash if you’re really about this lifestyle. Hang dry! It’s seriously non-negotiable.
White tee sourced from Jack’s closet of wonders, jersey sourced from Cherry Valley, NY. One of the first pieces we made for this collection and forever one of our favorites <3 something about it just makes a lot of sense. I mean, play hard!, right?
25” on the chest, 26” from center neck to bottom of tee. A little oversized, but in all the right ways.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please machine wash delicate and hang dry, this piece means a lot to all of us, you included.
Sweater sourced from a thrift store in Ventura County, CA, dress shirt components sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, and vintage “RL” patch sourced just a couple stores down from the first in Ventura County, CA. Now lets get real… I’m sorry. There’s been a small mishap on this piece that originally was a mistake, but has since turned into the entire heart of soul of this garment. Choose your own adventure and discover it for yourself, my love.
22” on the chest, 25” from bottom of v-neck to bottom of dress shirt.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please please hand wash and hang dry, we don’t need any more mishaps happening to this one.
(p.s. I think there's a really fun styling opportunity to throw another dress shirt on under this and have the layering going wild, but don’t take my word for it…what do I know??)
Supreme x True Religion x Cabi x Shake Junt x GAP x Jansport x etc… Now look in the mirror and think about all that you’ve done. Bag sourced from San Jose, CA, all patches sourced from all over. Bag cover sourced from primarily Compton, CA. So many different styling options, and you can’t go wrong with any! Have fun, live life, and do something that scares you every once in a while.
20” width, 12” height; perfect for a small laptop or somewhere around 100,000 ants! Do it!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Dry clean preferred, but hand wash is an option. No one washes their purses though, kid!
Jeans sourced from Lincoln’s Uncle’s closet in Toluca Lake, CA, paint sourced from a bucket in Lincoln’s garage, leather sourced from DTLA. What a life these jeans have had!
40” waist, 30” inseam, 10.5” leg opening, 12” rise; you know who you are!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
If absolutely necessary, hand wash and hang dry. The paint should most likely not get wet so do with that what you will.
Purple tee sourced from Lincoln’s Depop listing that didn’t sell ;( and collar sourced from Lincoln’s closet as well. It actually comes from a custom tye-dye that I did back in 2018 for my great Aunt and Uncle’s wedding, isn’t that beautiful? A tye-dye themed wedding… you gotta love hippies!
21” on the chest, 24.5” from center neck to bottom of tee. Now there’s no real way to measure this but the neckline is eerily tight so don’t have a big head when you put this on! You know who you are!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry. Remember, the beads are extremely delicate and will take any chance they can to jump off of this piece, so for everyone’s sake, take our advice on washing instructions.
Hat sourced from Lincoln’s personal highschool closet, denim sourced from god knows where. Some info just gets lost with time…
23” around the circumference of the hat which equates approximately to size 7 3/8 , or about a size L; whichever you prefer.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry if necessary. Who really washes hats though??
To whom it may concern,
You left this hoodie at Carson’s apartment a couple years ago, and we turned it into this. Balls in your face! Your face! The balls are sourced from an old curtain in Clayton, NY, and hand-stitched with delicacy. Can’t forget about the wonderful lil sherpa lining. <3
26” on the chest, 25” from center neck to bottom of hoodie
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Machine wash on delicate if you so please, or just hand-wash so that you don’t have to worry. Hang dry, and you may be able to catch some new sun fades.
Both aspects of this tee were sourced from Ventura County, CA. A better place than LA imo… People just seem happier there, and now you can be as happy as they are. Plus you can eat a messy hot dog in this tee and no one will ever notice! No ketchup or mustard were harmed in the making of this tee though, we promise.
19” on the chest, 25” from center neck to bottom of tee. Yes this shirt might be slightly longer than you’re used to, but I think the long tees are next up. Also ketchup and mustard are both next up. Be ahead of the trends with this piece!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
We recommend to machine wash on delicate and hang dry. Just whatever you do, don’t put this piece in the dryer. You don’t even want to know what would happen.
White tee sourced from Lincoln’s closet, white collar sourced from Lincoln’s dad’s closet. Lil line of stitching for your pleasure. We apologize, but the neckline is incredibly tight. Everyone's been able to get their heads in it so far, but its been slightly challenging for some. If you want this one and have a big noggin, don’t buy it.
20” on the chest, 24.5” from center of collar to bottom of tee. It fits incredible, believe me.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry. Treat it delicately.
Both the yellow and the green tee were sourced from Cooperstown, NY. All hankies are nearly antique and were sourced from an estate sale in Van Nuys, CA. RIP Barbara <3
21” on the chest, 21” from bottom of collar to bottom of tee. They refer to this as crop boxy, correct?
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
We beg of you to hand-wash and hang dry. Just treat this piece as if it's made entirely of hankies and you’ve got nothing to worry about.
You might not believe me, but this shirt is actually an old Footlocker blank. Who knew they ever made tees?? Not me. All contrast fabrics sourced from a nice old lady in Compton, CA. You gotta love LA.
27” on the chest, 27” from center neck to bottom of tee. Might not be that cropped, but it sure is boxy!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
We recommend to hand wash and hang dry, but taking into account that this garment is yours and you have free will, do whatever you please. Just remember we warned you.
Betttttt G! What more can we say?? White tee sourced from Lincoln’s Uncle’s house in Toluca Lake, CA, all other fabric sourced from all other parts of LA.
20” on the chest, 23.5” from center neck to bottom of tee, a familiar fit, wouldn’t you say?
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry, don’t be a baby. Be the baby!
Your grandpa’s old button-up that Jack acquired off of Ebay, presumably sold by your grandma. It’s not the 70’s anymore old man! And she probably needed a little extra buck, didn’t she? Denim from the loft, failed experiments… And now they’re all yours! I’m yoked for this.
23” on the chest, 27” from bottom of collar to bottom of shirt. Just pull out a dress shirt from your closet, grab your tape measure, and you’ll know exactly how it fits.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry. Like your grandma would!
Jeans sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, all patches and fabrics acquired over the years from here and there. We’d love for you to keep adding to these jeans as they deteriorate, I mean, there’s no such thing as too much color, right??
30” waist, 31” inseam, 10” leg opening, 9” rise; all adds up to a perfect fit!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry, leather doesn’t like to get wet, yk !
Hat sourced from Carson’s personal closet in Boyle Heights, CA, bandana sourced from Carson’s grandparents closet in San Jose, CA. All aging and wear on the bandana is authentic , isn’t that wonderful? <3
This piece should really fit all sizes due to the snapback of it all, so no worries about head size :)
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Hand wash and hang dry if necessary. Who really washes hats though?? Like fr,, you want to wash your hat??? Come on..
This hoodie is Carson’s grandma’s and was sourced from San Jose, CA. Life is Good! Fabric sourced from Compton, CA. Who put welt pockets on this hoodie?? Seems like an interesting choice to me, but everything is subjective. There’s definitely a deeper meaning at play here.
20.5” on the chest, 22” from center neck to bottom of hoodie. Just a cute lil number, all for your cute ass.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please hand wash and hang dry, the embroidery is very delicate.
This shirt was taken directly out of Carsons closet. A 2021 highschool classic, right? Graphic directly from my moms closet. You should have seen these pieces before we got to them… Scary!! But it’s okay now, it’s safe. Handstitched on, all for you.
20.5” on the chest, 25” from bottom of collar to bottom of shirt. You know it’s gonna fit good, come on!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash, or at least machine wash on delicate. Hang dry! it’s non-negotiable.
Jesus piece! The orange long sleeve is a Stussy blank pulled straight from DTLA, and the plaid comes from one of the classic DTLA fabric stores. This fabric literally made us pull the car over when driving on 9th, because it’s so so beautiful. We can only hope that you find it as stunning as we do. <3
20” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom of tee, so… perfect, yeah?
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Machine wash delicate and hang dry, it would mean the world to us.
This shirt was stolen directly out of the creative director’s closet. Don’t tell him please. Fabric sourced from Remainders Creative Reuse in Pasadena, CA. We thought the fabric was a fun take on a blurry plaid, and always hand-sewn for your pleasure.
20” on the chest, 23” from center neck to bottom of tee. You’ll want all of your shirts to fit like this.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand-wash and hang dry. It’s all very delicate if you haven’t gotten the message yet.
Get your own pair of tits today! Inspired by the marvelous mind of Walter Van Beirendonck and maybe a little underlying Toys ‘R’ Us. Sweater sourced from Cooperstown, NY, with the contrast fabrics coming from Cherry Valley, NY, and just a little bit out of San Jose, CA. Handstitched with love, all for you.
17” on the chest, 17.5” from bottom of collar to bottom of sweater, and a 5.5” standing collar. Engineered for the fake tits to sit right on top of our real tits!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and dry on a flat surface, tits are a very delicate thing, so treat them as such. <3
This shirt was purchased from a thrift store in Downtown Ventura, with fabric sourced from an old button-up straight out of Cherry Valley, NY. Wonderful lil stem-stitch done by the one and only Jack Jack. Real life gets a bad wrap sometimes, but personally, I <3 Real Life. Don’t you?
20.5” on the chest, 24” from center neck to bottom of shirt. Just a classic tee imo.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please please please hand wash if possible and hang dry. No one wants that embroidery to come off, and we’ve done all we can to make that happen. This piece's future is now in your hands, my love.
These jeans were originally sewn together in 2024, back when I thought I knew what I was doing. You gotta experiment to find out though! Now they can be yours for the low, low price of $17. Both pairs of jeans were sourced from the Goodwill in Tarzana, CA, and the lil secret piece of fabric is straight out of Compton.
23” for the inseam, 33” waist, 25” rise. Yes 25” rise, and 14” leg opening. I know these measurements may seem wacky but they’re correct. Just look at the on body photos! You get it!
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Machine wash delicate, or hand wash, like you’re supposed to. Hang dry! None of your jeans should ever go in the dryer, come on! Grow up!
The jeans are sourced from Cherry Valley, NY, with the fabric hailing out of Compton, CA. Never thought those two cities would meet, did you? But they did, and it’s beautiful. It may have been a little awkward at first, but most first interactions seem to be that way. Now they’re inseparable and they’re real excited to meet you <3
33.5” for the inseam, 32” waist, 8” rise, and an 11.5” leg opening. Really an all around perfect fit, all for you.
Olivia - 5’10”
Jared - 6’2”
Please hand wash and hang dry if you can. I’ll let you in on a little secret, that leather patch on the back doesn’t like to get wet.
